Nigger Racist Jokes

We live in a beautiful world with beautiful people around us. White, Black, Brown or Yellow, everyone should be considered as same. The color of skin should not matter as much as it does now because deep down we are all same.

However, there is no denying in the reality that the racial jokes are amazing. Nothing cracks me up as hard as racist jokes does, especially nigger jokes. So if you are like me, and like racist jokes and do not take them harshly. Then out of thousands of jokes I am going to leave a few of the best Nigger jokes that will surely make you laugh hard:-

Best Nigger Jokes:-

What’s the difference between a nigger and a snow tire?

A snow tire doesn’t sing when you put chains on it.

What do you call a nigger in a tree with a briefcase?

Branch manager.

What do you call a smiling black man?

Snigger.

What’s black and white and rolls down the Boardwalk?

A nigger and a seagull fighting over a French Fry.

Why do niggers cry during sex?

The Mace.

How do you get a nigger out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

A Mexican and a nigger are riding in car . . who’s driving?

A cop!

What’s the difference between a black and a white fairytale?

White begins, "once upon a time,” black begins, "y’all motherfuckers ain’t gonna believe dis shit!”

Why do niggers stink?

So blind people can hate them too.

How do you know Adam and Eve were not black?

You ever try to take a rib from a nigger?

What do nigger kids get for Christmas?

Your bike.

What is a nigger?

Proof that skunks fuck monkeys.

What do you call an apartment full of niggers?

A COON-dominium.

Why do niggers always have sex on their minds?

Because they have pubes on their heads!

Why are there no nigger astronauts?

Their lips explode at 50,000 feet.

Why do black people have white hands?

They were up against the wall when God spray painted them!

Why do more niggers get hit by cars in the winter?

They’re easier to spot!

What is a nigger on a bike?

Thief.

Why don’t sharks eat niggers?

They think its whale shit!

How was break dancing invented?

Niggers trying to steal hubcaps from moving cars.

Why do niggers call white people "honkies”?

Thats the last sound they hear before they get hit!

What’s the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead nigger in the road?

The dead dog has skid marks in front of it.

Why do white folks go to nigger garage sales?

To get their stuff back.

There was a blackout in my neighborhood last night.

I had to shoot him before he stole everything.

Why are niggers like sperm?

Only one in a million actually work.

What’s the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead niggers?

I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.

What can a pizza do that a nigger can’t?

Feed a family of four.

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